Thank you, Jesus, but staying home isn't always an option. How do I keep my dingle from getting the tingle? If I can't resist the urge to pull on it, what can I either do with the yogurt or say to make everyone in the room comfortable with me making yogurt? Amen.

Sometimes my dingus gets tingly so I pull on it but then yogurt comes out and it goes to sleep. Help?

This is my favourite Norwegian black metal band: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I don't recall if he addressed the subject of your fixation, but he did a Reddit AMA a few months back that you'd probably enjoy.

I, too, am drunk.

Luckily, it has an ass so get to work!

It was statutory rape. I understand the anger but he shouldn't have called her a slut or (especially) hit her. She was being taken advantage of, at least according to the law which he is paid to enforce. Although it's kind of in his character to blame the daughter since he's an adulterer and often violent man.

Doesn't that kinda fit into the Yellow King story?

And now I'm crying. :(

*Spike Lee angrily tweets gf120581's address.*

He does have that gem of a joke about a pregnant penguin.

I imagine it's a difficult question to ask them and the ensuing discourse would really eat into the expensive time together.

Totes

Using the word "poon" is a poon magnet, too. Just the other day I was talking with friends about pounding some poon last weekend and these total slampieces overheard and practically threw their poons at my face.

I so miss the community grade at times like these. I wanna F this episode so hard.

#benghazi

I would also accept this. Really, anything that keeps him in our eyes after Justified ends.

This is no place for reason, this is the internet.

Walton Goggins as Jesse Custer.

It's been pretty consistent, although season 2 might be the tightest butthole. Last season was probably the loosest butthole and this season is shaping up to be a pretty tight butthole.