I'm reading a collection of short stories and essays by Oscar Wilde. I haven't read anything of his since high school but after seeing The Selfish Giant last week I wanted to read the short story that inspired the film.

My post was sarcastic. He's an asshole of Dr Oz or Dr Phil proportions.

Unfortunately, the good doctor is right and his death could have been avoided. If only PSH had the fortitude to go on season 12 of Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew in order to work through his demons by plumbing the depths of his soul and identifying the factors that led to his addiction, all under the watchful,…

No real contact until 19, except physical.

#Benghazi

What he didn't tell you is that he plays Quidditch for Yale.

I heard it's going into production after The Perfect Platypustorm wraps.

I don't have David Lynch's email and Cronenberg said that there's nothing remarkable there, so I figured youse guys might appreciate it.

I inadvertantly made myself aware of a fetish and now I'm quitting the internet and masturbation and sex (ha, quitting).

Failure - The Nurse Who Loved Me

Bill Maher was tweeting from the HuffPo account and said that watching Obama, Biden and Boehner was like looking at a Neapolitan. First time he had me chuckling in a long while.

Interesting. I'm biased because I live here but I think their doughnuts are better than those from its peers (Canadian or American). I don't feel as gross after eating one as I do after a Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donut.

Mysoginist. He got vaginied by Jolie.

Last week I made a rack of elk with a juniper berry rub. I saved the bones in the freezer so I can make some elk broth for a stew. I also found a place that sells lovage so I'm looking forward to adding that to the stew.

Where do you live that they have Tim Horton's? I always thought it was a myth that they existed outside of Canada.

If I recall correctly, there's a portrait on an interior wall in Pompeii of a man whose dick is so large it's propped up with a tripod in the middle.

*The Period Monster stabs himself in the eyes with white roses.*

Yeah it really should have been focused on the disparity between the treatment of celebrities and regular folk. If it were any other immigrant, or an illegal one, their work visa would probably be revoked. Or in the case of an illegal, they'd be deported.

I missed not one, but two opportunities to see Neutral Milk Hotel last week. Contrast what would have been a rare concert to the following two I have planned, who I've seen a bajillion times each.

I have a friend whose been raving about it but she has a crush in Schoenurts so I don't trust her. I loved The Prophet, though, so I'm sure Rust and Bone will be great.