"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."

I think I find people's reaction to Chupacabra more entertaining than the actual character. The episode with Jon Hamm especially.

"Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe — thank you, ma'am! This'll be a treat: Uncle Moe! Here I am, while you eat!"

Mm hmm. I think we'll just go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository.

I think he says that after he forgets his sai crawling back into the sewer, too? Or I may be remembering that wrong. How many "damn"s can a PG movie have in 1990?

Huh. I just re-watched FDTD a couple of days ago and had no idea about this documentary. TO THE LEGITIMATE* SOURCES OF MEDIA ENJOYMENT!

I long for the time Kal Penn saying nothing was the norm:

Whenever I see an article on this site about him I like to reiterate this fact. Also now he's decided he's a Republican, Ha. Ha ha ha.

I don't know. I always thought Julia had…grace.

If you don't laugh at the running gag with Pootie's father's belt you haven't a soul.

[Through gritted teeth] "I respect your ruling." [walks away, tossing headset and cursing]

Not a single song from that movie being nominated is the biggest Oscar WTF of the year.

I've just started watching the show again from beginning to end and I only watched it sporadically before this, so I'll save this article/comments section for when I get there. I will say that I know how ridiculous the show became in later seasons, but I really appreciate its initial commitment to be a grounded,…

Vince Vaughn can play Hank Pym, Steve Carell as Blue Beetle and Will Farrell as Booster Gold. Yes, the last two are DC, but come on, it would be worth it.

The closest we've come to a fat Superman was Mr. Incredible and it was wonderful.

I read this in the voice of Phillip Baker Hall as Nixon in Secret Honor.

So how about that Ant-Man casting news, fellas?

It definitely has the best Eddie line:

Wow, this is the first time that's been used effectively for me.

Einstein did his best stuff when he was working as a patent clerk!