You're right this is the first time Simpsons quotes have ever been quoted at length on the AV Club :(

The lawyers will all wear different Philly sports jerseys and we can call it "Polyester."

He must have been much smarter than his sister Lisa — about whom we know nothing.

And look! Someone's attractive cousin!

Morning, Roy.

THREE MORE MONTHS UNTIL "LEMON OF TROY!"

Is this Pepsi Jr.'s backup account?

He'll always be the earnest and weary Juror #1 to me.

Actually it was "Jokerman." A joke within a joke!

Criticizing Sims? Atta boy!

Font Jokerman.

Just look at the CBBTV reviews the same way you'd look at Sims' SNL reviews. If you thought an episode was mediocre and Sims thought it was great, you now have your calibration for all future Sims comedy reviews:

"Your bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger!"

Hey, remember when they were like "No! The new Indiana Jones movie is going to be LOADED with practical effects! We're going to use as little CGI as possible." Ha. Ahahaha. HAHAHA.

Boy, that new SNL cast member lineup is whiter than…all pop culture besides music is pretty overwhelmingly, equally white, I guess. Damn.

Norm MacDonald playing up the role of jaded old wiseass, constantly stepping on the fresh new cast members and giving them shit would be amazing.

I THINK IT'S GOING TO WORK OUT AND ALL OF YOU DOPES ARE GOING TO BE LOOKING LIKE REAL DONKEY'S BEHINDS WHEN THIS IS THROUGH.

I get it. He's beloved. He has a distinctive voice and a number of great voice acting credits. But his delivery and sensibility seems far too droning and sleepy for a angry, sentient warrior space raccoon. I think Cooper's a better choice because he really is a fairly good actor and he can more easily sink into the…

@avclub-c02b1e8c39e84057c1a17d0eea9c8bba:disqus  This is one of my favorite lines from The Muppet Movie and a great example of Meaner Kermit:

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