I pine for the days of wack scrambles and lame movie trivia. All I get at Regal theaters are those atrocious First Look segments that tell me about smartphones and all the new original dramas on A&E or TNT that I'm not going to watch.

OK, enough of your shit already, Watch This column.

It was obviously "Tard" all along, with the owners comically backpedaling once they realized that bullshit slur would put a bit of a stain on the fun.

Just looked at those numbers. Woof. Are FX really locked into this for 90 episodes? Because if so ahahaha

Yes or no: do you now have a crush on Riff Raff?

So…assuming Chester Bennington is "good," does that imply that Bester Chennington is his opposite in all ways? Like…he's a talented artist?

Michael Bay and Con Air?

Maybe we're dealing with a society of Space Hoarders.

I have no patience for you Suedekis haters.

God, I loved those sketches though. They just hit a sweet spot with me. I like him in general, but I especially hope he comes back just to do it one more time.

I would pay good money to see a version of that sketch but with cardboard cutout versions of Hader and Suedekis' characters. Just Kenan's character in a room alone FULL of cardboard cutouts talking to them and singing by himself.

"See all that stuff in there Homer? That's why your theme park never worked."

Forget it, Sporks. It's Phil Dyess-Nugent Town.

NosDawesgia?

So I guess the big question is will the AV Club give the season a grade of B+ or B-?

"I’ll probably invalidate this entire paragraph for most of you by admitting that I think The Big Lebowski falls apart in its second half as well, in a similarly lazy way."

I just hope it was Jean Reno.

Obligatory link to Arrested Westeros:

5 tubs of popcorn.

"Sometimes…dead is betta."