Even God has to do things two at a time sometimes.

If AV Club interviews were used as a barometer…
Violent J would be a more interesting date than Zooey Deschanel.

I'm sure glad there aren't any homosexuals in this review
Right guys?

Getcha some.

Nice gimmick, Merk.

Okay,
but what about Jeffrey Ross?

Okay,
but what about Jeffrey Ross?

Okay,
but what about Jeffrey Ross?

St. Louis, 1995-1999. Witness the rise of Nelly in person.

What if he forgets to let you out?

And everything was up-to-date!

Pendergast, rather.

Kansas City, 1929-1934
Count Basie and the Jazz scene. The Pendergrast machine in full swing. Gangsters passing through town and trading fire with the FBI at Union Station. And a shitload of barbecue.

That's a classic "Would You Rather?" blunder.

That had to have been weird. Your mom marrying your boyfriend, I mean.

Is Todd the Peggy to Nabin's Don?
"I need 10,000 words on Hellcats by tomorrow."

"I'm a reasonably successful, socially adept individual who … am at least not unattractice."

That was a Slow Handsies disguised as a retardedly late Firsties.

First?
Or do I have extremely Slow Hands?

So, uh…
Is Ted Leo going to do a cover of this video or something?