I thought 50 First Dates was forgettable.

Entertainment Weekly says this movie is "very high-concept"
but Scott Tobias says it's "blessedly low-concept"

Whales provide flubber for Inuits.

He hedged his bets with "to."

Yeah, not a fan of this video. The original placeholder video with the fancy words was much more compelling. This one was just kinda clumsy and forced.

Norm MacDonald is the greatest Update anchor of all time. In fact, he might be the best anchor of anything, period. That includes the kind on ships. And anchor babies.

Hey man, that Bradley Cooper chick can be pretty funny.

FUCKING STACKED

"Cathartic?"
I'll bet he looked that up right after the interview and now he'll rhyme the shit out of it on future tracks. That's what I did when I discovered the word "foofaraw."

Seven thousand dollars bucks, you say?

I met MY black guy at an auction, like most people meet their black guys here in the antebellum south.

I'd hit it.

When they didn't cast Donald Glover
I lost almost all of my interest in this movie. (I retained just enough interest to make this comment.)

Failed fifteenthsies.

You've been backtraced.

I'm sorry. I just figured I had already done the Ice Cube fun fact on his interview, and movie trivia should NEVER be repetitive.

Fun fact
Jason Bateman went to high school with Ice Cube, who is co-starring with Bow Wow in the hilarious new comedy LOTTERY TICKET!

This is my favorite verse of Wicked:

I'm with ya, Parma. Get David Simon to create it.

Fun fact
Ice Cube went to high school with Jason Bateman, who is co-starring with Jennifer Aniston in the hilarious new comedy THE SWITCH!