A man of contradictions
"Hey Ice Cube, did you do Lottery Ticket because you've done nice neighborhood comedies in the past?"

I wouldn't watch American Idol with Bea Arthur's dick
Jeffrey Ross is the only thing that could make me reconsider.

Chartex wins.

Just a buncha hunks

The Catalina Wine Mixer? Now WHAT iiiis THAT?!?

J. Edgar Hoover… perhaps the greatest cross-dresser of all time.

I knew Bear was gonna be dead
but that didn't make it any less depressing/hilarious when it happened.

Man, I need to pay closer attention. I think you've got it.

Perhaps you missed the whole "Dick Whitman" thing.

Hrm,… musta missed that sandwich business.

That reminds me of Todd Barry's bit about his dermatologist telling him to call for the cancer test results.

Does Don have an eating disorder?
Three episodes without him eating, and it hasn't exactly been swept aside. His maid implored him to eat the first episode. He turned down food again the second episode. This week, he tells Lane he's not hungry at the restaurant and the classy hooker says there's nothing in his kitchen.

There was a moment where you could see Don realize that telling her might not be a great idea. I'd watch that part again, because I think Jon Hamm's acting really sold it.

When you someone eat it.

Hire this man.

Neat post, buddy!

Sillier (or at least more absurd) would actually be more in line with the rest of Louis CK's short film output.

MORE LIKE WACK FOCUS

If anybody can make lame lines like that funny, it's Zatch Gaspafinaski.

THE TOP'S STILL SPINNING!!!