why not? andrew garfield knows why not. without having to do anything at all he gets to act like he's making a stand for gay rights without having to make the effort of creating two characters: a male Mary Jane Watson and a gay and or bisexual or whatever spider-man. 'controversy' is generated, and garfield gets to…

If by getting used to it you mean 'locked in an alternate universe that won't have any bearing on the 'real' marvel universe' i guess we're getting used to it.

andrew garfield be saying crap about erasing wonderful lady Mary Jane and replacing her with a guy.

Whoever it is needs to be a hotter redhead than Emma Stone. Impossible, i say. it's just how miscast this whole franchise is, as Emma Stone is an absolutely perfect Mary Jane Watson.

whoever is the actress cast as MJ has the unenviable position of portraying a gorgeous redhead who is more clever, witty, and charming than Gwen Stacy, who is portrayed by Emma Stone. This fabled actress has to be better at being Emma Stone than a redheaded Emma Stone, so good at being Emma Stone, you forget that…

Real talk: am i missing anything important here? or may I go on continuing to be oblivious to this?

I'm a Native American, and seeing a wise-cracking Adam Beech would have been worse.

I liked it! The lone ranger movie, not all you assholes.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED.

so telling my brother to shut up about reading this book and waiting for the movie was the best plan, then?

Because Pretty Woman. for some reason.

If you would never like to hear this song again, then i would UNDERSTAAAAAYYAAAAAAAYYAHHHHAAAAAAAAND.

why? because blind reverence to a 30+ year old film, warts and all (especially the warts) has crippled subsequent films and ESPECIALLY the comics. That while Reeve sold the time travel and amnesia kisses with charisma, it left people thinking Superman was a perfect god who is kind of a dick when you think about it.…

She's just so damaged… in perpetual need of a hug.

Summah tahme loohuhuhviinnn
lovin in the summertime.

you know me all too well, good sir.

The trial of Matt Murdock is a modern classic, and is of much more import than the time daredevil got sued over a greenhouse.

this.

Chappelle's show only ended because Chappelle left.

But how does Kim's armpit fat connect into this theory? INTOUCH says it's important!