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it's just in every adaptation since the TV show, they've overloaded on the tragedy; I'm so sad, my wife is DEEEEEADDD, tinkly piano. it completely misses what's the point of the comics, a giant green rage monster that smashes other giant monsters is a LOT of fun.

actually, it's about damn time Spidey joined the Avengers. He's been a major super hero for years, and so many of his villains are clearly Avenger level threats.

the whole show was, let's do walker texas ranger, BUT have chris elliot  as the lead.

lol

urg, if she was cgi nekkid in machete, why couldn't i get cgi nips for sin city? alba kinda ruined the whole thing being the greatest stripper ever that won't take off her clothes.

machete kills from dusk till dawn… or machete kills vampires, would be pretty boss.

the only problems i really had with it was the ending action scene. for a guy that is great at action, it was just rodriguez's friends waving pretend guns around in his backyard. tellingly, the only really neat thing (the chaingun on motorcycle) was already in the fake trailer.

everything's better with batman.

someone needs to do this, NOW.

damn, she'd be perfect for it though.

i kinda like what they do on the recent avengers cartoon, wonder man is a conflicted nemesis industrialist to tony stark. not just some hollywood douchebag with a mullet, or dead.

and adhere to a similar album release schedule

no, that happened. unfortunately.

it's 19, A.V. Club. WONDER. MAN.

and she's hawkeye's girlfriend. and awesome. so shut up. :P

we don't like the hulk at all, but a clown robot that juggles elephants? that we're okay with.

with his judge dredd rip off costume, ooohhh poor us agent.

and don't no one be talking bout batroc, he was parkour before parkour was a thing.

i liked the part where spider man teamed up with the gibbon and kangaroo as paper bag head man. it was seriously awesome.

paul cornell, dr who writer, made some AWESOME captain britain comics, yo. then it got canceled. :(