I've really gotten into Chopped lately but whenever the judges critique the contestants, I wonder what makes them experts.  I am glad to see Alex and Zakarian willing to compete.  I would like to see every judge do the same.

Extremely tight butthole.

"Chocolate chip mint? Oh well, actually Jerry I prefer chocolate chip. What is it about the chocolate and the mint that makes it go so well together?"

Sad news.

Workaholics!

Rookie of the Year is one of my favorite movies and that scene still makes me laugh out loud every time.  The delivery of the lines by the kids and the Doctor is perfect.

I completely agree too.  I didn't laugh once.

I'm glad I know this guy's name now.  I find him funny.

The whole Snooki/Jionni thing seemed scripted to me.

"If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way."
RIP Uncle Leo

Yo Taylor!  Imma let you finish but I heard you were a bitch from some guy on the internet.

His Aunt is named Peg!  Great attention to detail.

So those Chinese kids wearing Yao Ming jerseys and singing 'I want it that way' from that viral video likely will have their vocal chords ripped out and their feet amputated?

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected?