Dennis Hecklersley!

Well, not a new drug.

#wow

It's every day, and it's mandatory.

His take down of Darryl Issa was great.

I really thought there was a decent chance he wouldn't go to the debates. Especially after not releasing tax returns, there was no way he was going to come out looking good face to face with her. The hemming and hawing over details (on a football night??) made me sure he'd skip at least two of them.

I'm sorry, are you implying that we should be okay with a sitting American president who uses Dijon mustard?

AV Club clearly wants to just review Last Week Tonight in TV Club. Just do it! It doesn't have to be much longer than this! I'll read it!

I'm pleased by the fact that every so often from now on, someone who shakes Donald Trump's hand will accidentally (or deliberately) blurt out "Those are small!"

I propose we patriotic upvoters go down to the upvote stations and make "other" upvoters just a little nervous.

I'd like to say hello to my crocodiles. I'd like to say hello to my mad science department. I'd like to say hello to my compromised politicians. I'd like to say hello to my henchman. And I'd like to say hello…to you.

And they follow that blonde actress on TGS with Tracy Jordan like a god.

If a musician's to be picked, Dylan's the most sensible choice. I really appreciate the spotlight and affirmation that the Nobel Prize provides to extraordinarily gifted but lesser known writers. That's not the purpose of the prize, but it introduces me and other interested parties to a whole new approach to writing…

We cannot verify the quality of Pynchon's singing voice.

Turk: "Wait a minute…that was us!"

Especially once J.D. started singing along to it.

Dr. Cox deservedly gets a lot of praise as a character in this show, but I loved Bob Kelso even more. Most of the time, he played this most magnificent bastard (and got to growl out the name of the show in terrifying menace that first episode). But every season or so, he'd get an episode where his humanity showed…

They always use words like "satire" and "humor." The thing is, with stuff like this, we've been hearing from veritable Mark Twains of racist laziness since we were three years old. Yes, we know you're joking. It's as sophisticated now as it was when middle schoolers would slant their eyes and exchange l's for r's and…

Half Chinese, working at the Chinese American museum in the area. Yeah, we're upset.

BONG