What may or may not surprise you is that Evanescence was a close second in the evening's polling.

Why am I waiting?

I get annoyed when the lower-tier Shakespeare TV shows only refer to Hamlet as "the sad guy."

Please, we all know how to date her.

They were very, very intent on keeping things a surprise till the very end, with a few coy gestures like "You can't see Barney's ring finger in that one future scene!"

GOB was never on a very famous tee-vee show!

Them getting divorced makes total sense. The show spending an entire season on their wedding and then undoing it a few minutes into the last episode is fucked up.

How I Met Your Mother with the penultimate episode, with the meeting between Ted and the Mother spliced in at the end.

Yes, except she isn't any of their best friends.

"You leave that marmalade right on the floor! Let it cover the floor! I don't care if there's ants, you leave it right on the floor!"

What great descriptions of both books!

I think parts of V. could make an awesome film. Maybe interspersed together, but probably not. Vineland seems like something that could work, and I think that's what Paul Thomas Anderson was originally working on, but Inherent Vice was easier to put to film.

Enjoyable mess. It's a cool world filled with fun characters.

I read most of Midaq Alley for a class and will one day finish it, as I loved the style and story, but other books got and continue to get in the way. Are there other books by him you recommend?

I'm reading A Clash of Kings, it's pretty good. Martin hasn't started to meander yet, though I expect that in a few upcoming books.

What gives me optimism about a story like this is that Trump felt the need to respond at all. No one's paying attention to what Seth Meyers is saying, and Seth Meyers was the first to admit it. But Trump still felt the need to address a little jab from a late late show, betraying again (and again and again, based on…

Jesus, get two rooms with no communication between them already!

She seemed to intentionally mark parts of the alley with her blood to leave a trail.

"The somber score by Nicki Minaj was misguided"-The AV Club

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