O'Neal and James Franco and James Franco

Liz isn't a homewrecker. Dennis had Megan and Black Dennis by the end!

Frasier and Roz made too much sense. I'm glad it didn't stick.

Liz and Wesley Snipes.

Lots of people prefer the conference championships. It's much more reckless, I feel. I can appreciate the conservative strategy intellectually that goes into winning it all, but it's often less bracing. There's a reason the Saints' onside kick is so well remembered.

Gentle mocking, but mocking nonetheless.

It's the opiate of the masses you troglodyte!

I get being annoyed with the ubiquity of The Big Game, but there's such an insufferable smugness to being above sports that some people exude. I was asked if I watched the Super Bowl last year, and when I said I had, I was mocked for it. I didn't even bring it up!

Don't Call It a Hatch-Back!

"Guns and Ships" is the correct choice.

Also, Dick Cheney took your chair.

There cannot be one box office for the 99% and another for the Billionaire Class! That is why my campaign will not be seeing Hamilton, thank you very much.

Megyn Kelly chuckles, "Don't worry kids. Alexander Hamilton is white."

If you're talking Homonyms, you're dead wrong. That'd be great (grate).

They brought in Sean O'Neal for the soul-crushing show runner role.

George R.R. Mar-er Sam Tarly in Game of Thrones.

Super 'Heroes'

That Halberstam book sounds great. He's a very inviting writer for someone so dense and thorough.

I was really enjoying the Clarice Lispector book, though I had to return it. Such an interesting writer.

A wickedly gleeful and bracing book. I can't imagine him coming up with it when he did.