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a Robocop who makes snarky remarks? didn't they already do that with the remake?

I had to kill Bob Morton cause he made a mistake. now it's time to erase that mistake.

so now I'm picturing Jules as Peele's preachy 40-something black guy from movies character.

Jeopardy: College Tournament contestants don't know Fight The Power, because Jeopardy: College Tournament contestants are planning on becoming the power that is to be fought.

the reboot has been stricken from the record.

nobody needs a season 2 of that.

Agents of Weyland Yutani?

Gold Case!

Knight Rider had more than 2 seasons.

can we at least have John Krasinski digitally removed from The Office? could be coolish.

because the world has become stupid, and nothing makes sense anymore?

okay, I'm with everyone here saying: if you don't know who Apollo Anton Ohno is, or how he ties in to Olympic Short Track, spare yourself further embarrassment and quit covering the winter Olympics.

yeah, I don't get what they're being counted for.

how jealous must Spacey be to be only the second squarest jaw in that photo….

it's also as good an explanation as any for the Hitler mustache.

I'm no sports fan, but if I were a sports fan I wouldn't go to games to watch people kissing!

basketball was a passing fad that died out in the late seventies, causing Kareem Abdul Jabar to get his pilots license and embark on a career as a commercial pilot.

won't work, it's not a commercial use.

that's stupid, if anything ghosts should be afraid of Rip Torn!

but what will the downvote trolls do when they aren't masturbating to Care Bear slashfic?!