look, can we just all agree, as a society, that it's okay to punch copyright lawyers on sight? just simple punchings, so that anyone who decides to go into the field of copyright law will know that the downside is that they will probably get punched in their face everytime they tell people what they do for a living.

Future Headline:

I'm in the 2%! I'm not super rich, but I do alright!

retail, sure. but if you're lookin' to turn a profit you gotta compare the resale value of the toys to the per-night cost of the room.

I think the author is underestimating the damage rot can do if left untreated.

the ocean room is just the room that shares a wall with a leaky ice machine.

being that I have, I believe accurately, clocked this as a room for children (based on the sizes and number of beds, the relatively low price, the spartan layout of the room and it's amenities, and, oh, say… the fact that it's full of transformers toys), all this talk of sex being happening in it is really very…

color me shocked that a Super 8 would spring for a four-poster!

it's obviously a room for the kids. couple's rooms only have two beds in old movies. what's most notable about this is how little imagination and effort went into the design.

this is the kind of statues you get when you refuse to fund arts education in public schools.

I didn't watch his Lat Night much (I made a smooth transition from Conan to Craig Ferguson, and seldom looked back), but what I did see of it (largely when Ferguson was airing a rerun) was way better, more sure-footed and more confident than this. I don't understand the problem. he's in the same building, with the…

don't worry, we'll just slap them in the faces with our dicks.

The AV Club became The Parent's Television Council so quickly it was like a dick slapping me in the face!

a settlement means that the two sides worked it out amongst themselves without going to trial, so nobody lost. and in fact Mr. Lee no doubt recieved a check of undisclosed size to drop the matter.

two very different cups sharing the same apartment! it's the original odd couple!

they're the ones that run the badonkabanks and the gluteus maximedia.

please, that's an apples-and-Asians comparison.

what puzzles me is that the one for Conan on TBS includes a warning of "intense violence". and not on an episode-by-episode basis, like if maybe one sketch is really bloody or something (although even then I'd question the intensity), no, that's just the default rating!

what, nobodies gonna mention the holographic disembodied head of an Asian man in the room?

holy crap on a Todd VanDerWerff is a Neo Nazi!