you lost me at band photo.

not a cornflake girl, just a flaky girl.

so… do they just not make skinny/wiry tough guy action movie actors anymore, or what?

oooo, the amphitheater would be a great place to see her I'll bet! if you're in Portland and can get tickets to that show, you should totally get tickets to that show.

Geraldine: "I'm so sorry."

still at least 30% less ridiculous than Hackers.

I guess they just weren't his kind of people.

thanks?

the trick is to be completely indifferent to the health and well-being of the dissenters!

all of you are being too negative about this. I'm typically extremely picky about what I will bestow so-bad-it's-good honors on, but this looks to have all the makings of true terrible greatness.

Pitch Time:

DUDE! I don't care if you were at a wig eating contest at the time, that's an incredibly inappropriate thing for her to do!

a book that's so long in spite of being so short is the height of zen Buddhism!

I'm talking about a specific individual here, not ascetics in general. this specific individual of legend was prince who chose an ascetic lifestyle, hence my use of the comparison as a satire of modern day hipsters, dharma bums, etc.

U2 is one of those bands that one suspects would be best appreciated through rediscovery… if they would only just go away for awhile so people can have a fucking chance to rediscover them!

agreed. there's no need to open up the shop after hours for this if they forgot to write it up this morning.

"His adaptation of David Copperfield is just awful"

in contrast, Hollywood Game Night shouldn't be nearly as much fun as it is.

my reasoning is that I'm pretty high on painkillers right now, because it turns out getting an appointment to get a tooth pulled is like pulling teeth.

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