please, a prince doesn't become poor. he just spends poor. do you honestly think if at any moment he had changed his mind, and came a knocking on the palace gates wanting his bed back he'd have been turned away?

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or find relevance on contemporary college campuses?

Siddartha is the story of a rich kid who attempts to achieve spiritual enlightenment by pretending to be poor.

making guests feel bad is what Kathy Lee does best:
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sex tapes?

I'm more sympathetic toward Hoda. she has to drink just to stand being around drunk Kathy Lee.

of course not. if that were true the biggest movies in the country would be about things like Legos.

wow, what an embarrassing, old drunk. but lucky for her Elaine Stritch was there to take some of the focus off!

no, they just retconned it years ago in Crisis Of Infinite Pigface.

Jello Biafra in a new supergroup?

you can do that in Russia too. it's just that it didn't occur to them to set up in any of those places.

Bob Casale has clocked out.

if I were Armond White I wouldn't like myself very much either.

biopics routinely cram three to eight decades into roughly the same amount of time, so surely the story of one catastrophic event has plenty of leg room.

I dunno, could be good, or it could be 300 (sans the all the homoerotic homophobia) crossed with Titanic.

and these winter games take place in a land with a bit more tolerance towards homosexuals!

third option: Armond White.

rule of thumb: whenever anybody defends something with the ol' "it's not Shakespeare!" defense, they probably don't have anything worthwhile to say.

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