I recall a Johnny Walker "wild turkey shoot" freeware computer game years ago that was genuinely addictive.

I was close, I had "who is Gary Coleman?"

that's a really strange tone to set on the outset. it's like he got his Late Night finale and Tonight Show premiere scripts mixed up.

it's a good thing I bought Vaseline futures before this was announced!

not really sure what the point of this movie is. from the ads it comes off like some kind of victory lap for an actor known for his secret agent action movie exploits, but that's never been Costner's bailiwick. I guess there's No Way Out, but that's more a Hitchcockian suspense than an action flick.

"Not Without My Deity"

it's theoretically possible that you could flip a coin a hundred times, and it will come up heads 95 times, even though statistically is should come up heads about fifty. ergo, the majority of outcomes in that scenario would be statistical anomalies.

and if you really want to get trippy about it:

maybe late 40's - early 50's *is* their time, ever think of that?

you really should have learned that about her *before* you got married.

be honest: was John Henson really one of your childhood heroes, or was the first you ever really gave him much thought the other day when he died?

The History Channel

that would be quite the journey for a poor carpenter at that time.

well you know how it is, religious tales get copied and repurposed from one religion to the next.

he can turn water into wine, he parties plenty hard.

are you kidding me? a lurid tale of Jesus Christ getting away with a series of rapes cause his dad is God? what's not to like!

no, I just wanted hot tips.

they are attracted to noise. a burning car, one suspects, would make quite a commotion.

magically turning their money into his money!

so you're saying they should do it live instead?