what?! I thought I read a newswire about it's cancellation last year. did it get a reprieve or something? or are they double cancelling, just to be sure it's dead?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand with that everything I've held to be glorious and exciting about rock shows is well and truly dead.

I've always fantasized about taking an around-the-world tour of all the places that have a "New ____" named after them. visit York, Zealand, Guinea, Hampshire, South Wales, etc. I figure alot of these places will be on the British Isles, so that'll save some time.

yeah, I pretty much inferred that from the context.

"Pass. Just give me the original."

if I may switch gears, and go with a little bit of punk rock…

Australia's thataway, man!

Chris Hardwick: the hardest wicking man in showbusiness!

fuck the kiwis, comin' straight from another hemisphere!

what an odd future this is!

I expect Phil Collins to be joined to a symbiote. is it that?

I thought that came from Steve Jobs' private army.

who? oh, you mean the guy that took over for Gerald McRaney in The Neverending Story II.

"why does everybody always leap to defend that amendment so aggressively?"

the others being Dull, Uninteresting, Human Valium, and The Cure For Insomnia.

what, you're too good to get double-penetrated for charity?!

I remember one time I ordered a pizza while playing World Of Warcraft. when the pizza guy knocked on my door I was forced out of my character, and felt the need to react swiftly.

I've played enough old school RPG video games to know that haggling with a computer is ALWAYS only the illusion of haggling.

it usually is, but I have also noticed difficulty overall fluctuates.

Which Celebrity Would You Paint A Nude Portrait Of With What Bodily Fluid?