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I find it more than a lot tasteless.

wow, that's just plain goulish. I'll think about Steve Martin's death when Steve Martin dies, thankyouverymuch.

me? I wasn't even born yet, so I'm not sure how I could have spit on anybody.

on the one hand I can't imagine how this could possibly be allowed to go through.

Norm. he's the master carpenter. that means he has more wood.

participating in a charity auction to benefit the troops = stupid waste of money?

I don't know what happened, maybe they brought in a ringer donor with deep pockets from within or without, but it looks like O'Rielly's is claiming to be at 1,234,567 million.

I hate to say it, but that just might edge out Geoff Peterson.

his credit is really that bad?

conservatives support the people who fight and die for their country.

pilots seldom age well. I was never a fan of Sliders to begin with, but I would nevertheless discourage you from basing your opinion of how well it's aged on the pilot, or even the first season in general.

Jerry O'Connell gets a lifetime pass for this:
http://www.funnyordie.com/v…

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"Shia LaBeouf is the most AV Club thing The AV Club never made."

I'm with David Sedaris on this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

wait, what? they're attaching articles to these headlines now? who knew!

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