it's hard to think of anything we respect less than the Grammys.

I recently watched a really good VH1 documentary about funk music from a few years back, and from that I learned how slap bass was invented!

that was as cornea joke as anyone has come up with yet.

seriously, Hollywood, when you resort to casting skinny young guys as The Penguin, it's time to take a good long look in the mirror at what you've become.

"hello, Hulk & Associates, how can I help you?"

see? I told you Miley wasn't the most embarrassing person in that family.

the decision was made after NBC accountants did an extensive Costas-benefit analysis.

Deanna doesn't care about John Teti articles from a few weeks back.

on reputation alone I'm inclined to allow for the possibility that the tone and inflection with which he said it could have lent it a more nuanced air than the quoted words suggest. but yeah, that line did turn me off quite a bit.

this is an admittedly amusing prank… but you do realize this is going to be used as a pretext to rewrite copyright and trademark law in a way that eliminates the longstanding protections for parody and satire, don't you?

this was quite a surprise last night.

oh great, now we're gonna hear "Good Ship Lollipop" on a loop for the next month in tribute, aren't we?

you're are, of course, referring to the fetish subculture of people who dress as dragons to have sex, or scalies.

there is, and will only ever be, one Robocop in my book.

I'm a cowboy (New Jersey cowboy)
on a steeeeeel horse I ride (…the turnpike)
and I'm wanted (WAAAAANTED!)
for wackin' some guy!

hey, if it keeps her off drugs.

I hated those, they lacked the character basic legomen had. they were just floppy ragdoll-looking things. and besides, the Technic sets that weren't bound by the constraint of having to fit Ragdoll Man tended to be more intricate sets anyway.

just the tips?

I love his work.

I think itches are dumb.