I wonder if that bust weighs more than the entire real thing…

HBO used to tease it's viewers with fleeting glimpses of a couple of boobies in the background of a scene, so that you'd think if you kept watching you'd get a sufficient quantity to boobie to power a masturbation session.

in a way, didn't we all let Phil Collin's friend drown that day?

I posted a JOKE, chill the fuck out and stop trying to call people out with bullshit accusations just cause you don't like a fucking JOKE. downvote if you must, and move the fuck on.

oh snap, does this mean anytime I don't like someone's comment I can hold their guest votes against them? and then I can make them look like the pathetic ones for supposedly padding their own upvotes, even though all I've really done is prove how pathetic I am for keeping score? sweet, this changes everything!

is it too late to reserve live radio drama rights?

big Data is cool and all, but what good is he if he can barely fit through the corridors of a starship?

sketch comedy is where the big bucks are at.

and Phil Collins too!

neat, it's a telespaulcaster!

one question answers the other: he's been through puberty, nobody wants to see that.

I got your mom into my 3D theater! I, Max, and one other guy.

my non-pop culture weekend: it snowed in Portland over the weekend, and everybody has lost their fucking minds. it's the sort of multiple-day lasting snow storm we get about once ever 6 or 7 years, but have for some reason completely forgotten how to deal with.

I guess we can only hope that Kate is reading this, and decides to make it a reality.

you fool, don't you realize Shia *is* one of James Franco's artsy stunts?!

sure, but is it better than Keyboard Kate McKinnon?

you built a time machine out of a sitcom cancellation?!

now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

right on the border, actually, so it's historically contested land. not unlike Alsace-Lorraine.

Kid; he's a kid.