Rob Zombie Hershel?

for a moment I though you were a spambot, but then you went and dropped context such as "The Night That Changed America was a largely successful tribute to the Beatles", so now I know you're legit!

KNIFEGRAB!

As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a
respectful manner, to eat brains. If you're unconvinced that a
particular plan of action I've decided will yield the most brains, tell me so, but
allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no
subject will ever be taboo. Except, of…

one of them is the Beatle who was responsible for writing their most embarrassingly cheesy songs… and the other is Ringo Starr!

good to know, I'll pad my asking price accordingly.

would you settle for a gangly Jesse Owens robot?

or that the dreads were a wig all along, and part of the reason she always wears a bandana is to hide the hairline.

well there's yer problem: that space suit is almost fifty years old!

just once I'd like to see a super uptight snowboarder! like, in a suit with a briefcase n' shit.

imagine how gay angry Jesse Owens would have made Hitler.

I would bet a fair number of diners and bakeries might use them as filling for pies and pastries and such, hence the large size.

you beat your boyfriend?!

took you four years to figure that out?

look, the kid is clearly not a very good actor. maybe he will get better in the future, or maybe he won't. but that seems to be a risk you take when you cast a child actor. how can they possibly know what kind of actor he's gonna become? so you gotta make certain allowances for that, or at least promise you won't…

biker bars stopped being scary when bikers started being accounts executives.

I wanna F yo momma so hard.

that faint buzzing sound you hear is thousands of fanboys cutting slots in their countertops so their knifeblocks can accommodate a katana.

is the insignia supposed to look completely different in every panel? is it like Rorschach's mask or somethin'?

that's really all you can do? scoff at a false equivalency you have twisted my words into, and then sarcastically call me brilliant? no, man, you're the brilliant one. you're the first person to discover that no metaphor is perfect. up until now metaphors, similes and comparisons were understood to be and analysis of…