guys, guys, relax: it's not serious, they said "psych".

clearly that person already has a complete set.

government cheese comes in only one variety: American.

has that facebook poster tried taking her 19 year old daughter through the cereal aisle to distract her? at the very least it's a much more appropriate venue for throwing a massive fit than the dairy aisle.

question: I've never been in a marching band, so I don't know, but… does that chin strap sitting just under your lower lip drive you nuts or what? I would not be able to handle that. that would be like some kind of sick torture to me.

BEAT HIM UP!

if you don't like it, then be gong with you!

oh shut up, Tom, Tom just shut up!

"mass acceptance is a sign / of stupid fools who drum in lines"

Drum… Square!

can't wait til he's broke!

kinda refutes that Tom Selleck-narrated PSA about the importance of fatherhood, don't it?

condom broke?

I remember PM Dawn… but I remember the PM Dawn spoof from Fear Of A Black Hat just a little bit better.

what are you planning to do? throw a rock at them?

maybe they'll get a boost from being counter-programming?

has nobody told them that that's the night all of their most popular scripted shows air? what a pointless move.

"they're perfect, yes it's true. but without a tape they're no better than yoooou."

so you're saying that, as opposed to a charity benefit that you might be expected to donate money if attending, this is a free Pussy Riot?

"and what's the deal with these newfangled aero-planes? who are the warlocks in league with the devil that came up with this one?"