because you only need one more herpe to complete the set?

no, the vibe I get is that he's buying her silence.

is anyone else creeped the fuck out by the "open hearts" commercial where the step dad gets the little girl the same jewelry as mommy?

"The band recorded a new live version of…"

Mtn. Jew? I believe you're thinking of Moses.

HA! I always knew mass data collection basically just amounted to the manpower equivalent of a DNS attack!

thanks, Herbert Beauregard Olson!

Dysentery Dew?

from the "oh man, somebodies gonna get fired for this one…" file:

hear that wheeze? that's a little piece of your conscience dying.

"nothing stands in my way now!"

great, now I'm curious to see what the people who hated him have to say…

I'm surprised Lance Ito jokes didn't place. I swear, he was telling those up until about 2004.

you will never be equal to rich people! they will always be your betters, and you will always pay for their tax breaks, and thank them for the privilege!

fun fact: the recipe for honey mustard is just honey and mustard.

"Our apologies! we're having technical difficulties."

btw, where did they bury Burning Love season 2? I heard all kinds of hype for it on various podcasts, but I could never find it whenever I checked E!. since there was precious little else for me to check E! for, it was difficult for me to keep up with that. and they never put it in their ondemand folder. basically, I…

meat.

I'm pretty sure about 60% of our obesity problem is stress eating about our food.

your experience in getting teenagers drunk?