wait, a bunch of celebrity chefs I hate on a dangerously top-heavy oceangoing vessel?

no, it can bomb. they no doubt track data on viewership numbers, and if it's shown that the viewership numbers have sunk below a certain level in relation to it's budget, then it will be seen as a failure, and unsustainable.

that reminds me of a Jamie Oliver episode where he tried to gross out a group of kids by blending and straining a whole chicken, bones and all, to make nuggets. it's supposed to be so gross, because I guess using every part of the animal isn't the noble thing that people used to admire the native Americans for? and…

the reasons food-related myths are so pernicious is because a) people are primed to expect the worst, and b) fewer people cook on a regular basis anymore, so they don't know how food works. so basically, you come up with the craziest shit, and their default position is to believe you. they will completely disregard…

it's gonna be awfully embarrassing if season two bombs.

of course it would. and as an added bonus, it would eliminate 10 professions for every new one it creates!

I really don't think there are enough examples of animated shows created by sitcom actors to infer a pattern one way or the other. there's what, Allen Gregory and Fat Albert, and that's about it.

okay, this was also on huffpost yesterday around this time. two news items in a row that mirror the huffpost of 24 hours ago.

well deadspin's their cited source, so it only makes sense that deadspin got there before they did.

little late to the party on this one. huffpost beat you to it by a solid 24 hours. you gonna take that from huffpost? after they been crackin' wise 'bout yo momma?

every network thinks that. that's what "development deal" means.

why don't you pass the time with a nice game of solitaire… because your favorite uncle who you used to play Go Fish with as a kid is dead

if you know of which montage I speak, then that's a silly question.

no, no, it's a stroke of genius: if everybody talks about the giant-ass wall all the time, it becomes a destination. a challenge. people are gonna try getting over, under or around it just for sport! but if nobody talks about it… nobody crosses it! you say to your buddy, "hey buddy, wanna go climb over the wall and…

my doctor also tells me that I should try to have fun no matter what I
do. and than he gives me a bag of assorted pills. I think he might just
be a drug dealer.

I don't like what you just said, and I want to know why others like it so that maybe I can make myself like it.

you know, you don't *have* to drink everything that's put in front of you.

Pinnacle: vodka for teenagers!

the question writers seem to have mistaken surfer lingo with valley-girl speak.

legal note: if you tell a law enforcement officer to show you their junk, they have to show you your junk. however, they are required to insist that's not the case until you tell them that you pay their salary, so they have to show you the junk you paid for.