cable cooking shows: teaching you how to impress trend-following guests with flair that covers for a lack of fundamentals at dinner parties once or twice a year.

let me just say, their pizza dough recipe is great… but cut the sugar in half. it's just too sweet as written.

no, it's a short, self-parody version of CICGC, sponsored (as all CICGC episodes are) by a certain car company that I will not name unless they kick me down a few hundred bucks for the privilege of being advertised in this comment (Mazda paid up, and they didn't even have to, because everybody knows that Mazdas make…

here, this is educational AND entertaining:
http://www.mydamnchannel.co…

don't feel too bad, I kinda got beat to it also. I paraphrased the meme, be basically it's the same joke as Tyrannorabbit below.

would you accept Walter Matthau, Sam Watterson, Ned Beaty and Glenda Jackson?

and: http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

okay, I'm convinced. you suck at photoshop.

clearly what we need to to is to pitch them something slow, and right over the plate:

"hey, AV Club, use this opportunity to review the first 3 episodes after missing them the first time around."

because small targets are more difficult to shit on?

oh, and by the way: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

the AV Club became Cracked.com so suddenly I immediately noticed.

last I heard he lived in France.

on the one hand, this is same old celebrity-cameo-swoops-in-and-solves-all-the-problems.

I love The Heat, and I feel fully justified in not prefacing it with "even". it's a very funny movie, she's very funny in it, everyone's very funny in it, and I believe time will vindicate that movie.

so you're saying he was so excited about the big game that he decided if he must fall off the wagon again, might as well do it on Super Bowl Sunday. so he got a big ol' bag of heroin, loaded a big ol' needle full of heroin to celebrate the start of what promised to be a heck of a football-filled game of football, but…

The Dictionary Of Fools is a wonderful resource. it's full of many unexclassible word-a-majigs!

now if only they could develop better taste in governors…

child molestation is one thing… but I absolutely draw the line at incest!