yeah, but that character is a bad guy, so it only aids in your appreciation of his villainy to know he's a rapist too! because of course a guy like that would be a rapist!

she's got that certain something that Will Farrell has: total. fucking. commitment.

just yesterday, I read that a Roger Ailes biopic is in the works, and my first thought was "he's gotta die of a heroin overdose!"

how come everybody keeps forgetting Before The Devil Knows You're Dead?

I wish I lived in an America where the Super Bowl was preempted with a special memorial airing of Magnolia.

uh oh, have you descended into anarchic chaos yet?

if you gotta go, might as well upstage the Super Bowl.

he had a history with heroin, and he spoke not too long ago of a relapse. so if anyone's at a loss for what might have killed him, that one's a good bet.

I think he did a perfectly okay job, not bad, but not great either, which translated through the internet rage filter comes out as "OMG, he's the worst Weekend Update anchor EVAR!!!!!!!!!11"

it was definitely bleeped.

really? you must have been in a very charitable mood, because I like Melissa McCarthy, and I'd say her two previous SNLs are somewhere in the ballpark of an A, but this one was just kind of okay.

for me this is almost too easy, cause I never really cared for Woody's films to begin with. so I have nothing to stand in the way of my disgust. but I like several Roman Polanski films. they are good films, and he's a good director. he ALSO is a rapist, who should have done his time, and arguing that he is innocent or…

you know, it's really damn hard to qualify anything I might wish to say on the matter with a "if what she's saying is true…" preface, given that he famously married an adopted daughter of his, but here goes…

the CGI animated dancing football robot on FOX pandering? never!

the white haired guy that isn't bald is the one that hawks penis enlargement pills on late night TV commercials, right?

there's two kinds of people in this world: people who put more thought into the beginning of the maxims they coin than they do the end, and the other kind.

be careful, you risk working them into a frothing indifference.

this will either make your day, or explode your brain. in any case, your troubles are over:

little known fact: they were married once.

it's a Ramadan miracle!