Sally Illed (Sally Field's early 90's rap persona)

Lana Lang.

sorry, I always get my D-Europeans mixed up.

what a coincidence, I use cross-cut pine wood to fuel my throaty griller!

Billy Dee Williams is the best Two Face we never got a chance to see.

he tries to kill a kid ONE TIME and he never hears the end of it…

the vayignia is the only responsible way of packaging weed.

the controversy is that (according to a certain interpretation of Islam), it is forbidden for Muslim's to create visual representations of the prophet Mohammad. according to that same interpretation it is also forbidden to create visual representations of any people or physical objects at all, which is why…

stack of weed? that's a new phraseology on me. have you ever tried stacking weed, sir? it doesn't stack! sure, you can get it into a pile, but neatly ordered stacks of weed just isn't gonna happen, I don't care how OCD you are!

actually it was sort of a ride, so you missed a golden opportunity there.

well one of em at least.

that's a relief!

are you suggesting Magneto has manipulated Professor X's iron?

I considered that when I looked at the IMDB page. but when I looked closer, it lists his as having appeared in only one episode of GH. not sure how you get famous for one episode of a daytime soap.

best way to tell is to give em both a crayon, and look for the one who draws blurred lines.

some celebrities had to stay home, to preserve the line of succession.

AND ANOTHER THING: Angelica Huston is clearly seated next to Jack Nicholson.

the plot thickens in Stamosgate!

WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, HOLD ON JUST ONE GODDAMN MINUTE: this is from 1986, right? and John Stemos merits a celebrity ride to the opening of Captain EO in 1986, right? because John Stamos is a celebrity in 1986, right? because Full House made John Stamos a celebrity after it premiered in… 1987?!

I presume one of those kids next to Alan Thicke was Robin Thicke, so maybe start there?