note to David O. Russel: STOP GIVING AMERICA'S SWEETHEART MORE CHILDREN! she's an innocent young woman, hasn't been jaded by life or the Hollywood system, AND YET YOU KEEP GIVING HER CHILDREN!

if I were them I'd let it slide, rather than admit to watching E! News.

I'm sorry, but you forgot to say "what is oh God, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"

I'm sorry, but no, Jesse Eisenberg is NOT my new Lex Luthor. if you aren't going to cast someone ever remotely appropriate for the role, then I don't HAVE a new Lex Luthor.

oh, I think NYC is far too politically correct these days for a Dictators Ave. anyway.

I learned something that day in 2010: religious prohibitions against seemingly arbitrary things apply to everyone, not just adherents of the religion in question. that is why nobody eats pork or shelfish, or meat dishes that include cheese. that is why everybody takes saturday off work, worships cows, and pays through…

*fucks all the hot aliens that Captains get to fuck, while the admirals are all back on earth doing fucking paperwork*

*fucks whales to save the fucking earth from a fucking whale probe, goes back and get's rewarded with what I wanted in the first place which is… fuck if I know*

*fucks crew of a Klingon Bird of Prey, which I will use to slingfuck around the sun*

*fucks Doc Brown for use of his Delorean*

*fucks monkey handler in exchange for their loosening the lid of the barrel before it's delivered to spicoli323*

*fucks bowl of popcorn*

the one that was advertising a product that's still on the market today, so that every year around this time they get free ad time not only for whatever commercial they do this year, but for all the commercials they've ever bought ad time for during the Super Bowl.

I met one of the former drummers for Bad Religion outside a bar opening party I attended with my girlfriend at the time years ago. seriously, don't go to bar openings. they are crowded, exhausting, horrible affairs, and you are (at least I hope you are) seeing this bar with the highest concentration of terrible people…

*fucks spicoli323*

"If I were a very obvious person, distracted by the groundbreaking use of
facial-morphing technology seen before only in Michael Jackson’s “Black Or White” video, I’d say Terminator 2."

Carmen Esposito hears the drums echoing tonight, but she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation.

his name is Robert Paulson.

I know, I was bummed when I heard what those greeks did with that wooden horse too.

don't be a sucker, horse fighting is fixed.