the ancient scrolls say that if Trebek ever chats with a contestant who is a record collector and fails to warn them that it's impossible to obtain replacement needles for record players anymore, then the end is truly nigh.

I'm all for the fussy rules and stodgy judges… but I really think the central premise of the show, that it's a game where the answers precede the questions, is an untenable format that the show doesn't *really* stick to, except to apply some lawyerly word-wrangling to pound the questions into the shape of the format,…

I would think the logic of waiting until your prey has FINISHED digging his own grave before attempting to knock him off would be self-evident.

worst. "a friend of a friend of a friend knows ______". story. EVAR.

he's probably just bald, so he's only shaving the sides. it's genius when you think about it, cause now instead of people on the street saying "hmm, that man over there is bald, which is something I only barely notice, because there are bald people everywhere, and it doesn't really mean all that much to me", they'll…

now who's being naive, Kay?

go back to Graceland, Elvis!

that's why you're so gay*!

I dunno, has it reached it's funding goal yet?

*leans head to speak into collar-mounted mic*

two jars, one girl?

does it strike anyone else as irresponsible to use the brown noise for your theme song?

well, kinda. the agreement was that they will let him make his movies on film, as long as he does his first movie in digital.

NURSES, NURSES, NURSES!!!

the great thing about this contract is that all they have to do to get around it is to finally spell their name right!

yeah, blaming an actor for turning in a bad performance under the direction of George Lucas is like blaming a passenger onboard the Costa Concordia.

please, I was just putting in the bare mineral amount of effort.

he also performs post-mortars on the weekend.

if I were Hayden Christensen don't you think I'd be having a stilted romance with a plain looking girl wearing a drag queen's rejected wig?

Haders gonna Hade.