he was good in Shattered Glass.

do you have to go to a special cardiologist for your HEART OF STONE?!

been done:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

upvoted for making that joke so I didn't have to.

so what you're saying is that growing a beard like that is basically giving yourself a handicap.

I doubt the Robocop remake would be so clever.

there are three acceptable pizza toppings (not counting the cheese and the sauce): fresh basil leaves, peperoni, or Hawaiian (hey, I'm not such a stick-in-the-mud purist that I can't recognize the brilliance of the ham&pinapple combo.)

*square walks off, head down and kicking a pebble*

look pal, I got a warehouse full of loose bowling balls, and I'm just trying to figure this shit out!

so basically Jumanji.

Scott Ian, having gone all Howard Hughes?

now that you mention it, it seems like suspenders would be a risky choice as well.

I haven't read that, but I always heard that joke told with the first truckload being sand. I stand by sand, because that works better. unloading a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork would be hard, but if you're strong enough you could do it. but sand would be a truly futile endeavor.

I suspect the calculus is this:

agreed.

I'm sorry, we're not counting movies parent's bring their children to out of unenthusiastic habit.

I knew it! I can always tell these mongols, sneakin' across our border all the time. I think we oughta put up a wall.

deluxe lice habitrail?

pictured here: Bizarro Barton Fink.

at least he no doubt felt like he did, because as he has said in interviews, he was pretty much drunk throughout the 80's.