no, and dog de-wormer.

it's a format that's pretty foolproof.

GODDAMNIT!
you just gotta poke holes, don't ya?

well I think it's more that other comedian's material + a savvy early adoption of social media started him annoying the shit out of you from 2004 til 2007. but not being funny eventually stopped him. eventually.

sure it stopped Dane Cook. you see Dane Cook getting alot of work lately? nope.

sexy folk music? that makes about as much sense as an acoustic theremin.

in the immortal words of Bob Marley: "when you worry your face will frown / and that will bring everybody down / so don't worry, be happy!"

it's covering for latent guilt, because it's their budget cutting policies that defunded security for embassies and consulates. the consulate in Benghazi even asked congress for more security dollars, and they said no.

also the name of my favorite Lebanese restaurant.

so, uh, guys… they just had a State reunion on @midnight.

thanks.

when they found his body it was cold. like a… hammer if he had it?

when they found his body it was cold. like a rock.

whiskey. maybe a bourbon, either that or canadian. something unpretentious, but still good, because Rick gives a shit about quality. I'm gonna say Rick's a Jack Daniels man.

not to be mistaken for Faustinoian, which as we all know is the state of being, or having the characteristics of, David Faustino.

dammit, putting shows on after that annual ratings disaster is a sure sign they're planning on cancelling it!

THAT'S JUST HOW GOOD HE IS!

this song is a lie, Satan outfiddles Johnny at every turn. it's right there on the track!

do I get Fusion? what is Fusion? where is Fusion?

well now you're just fishing. here, this is softcore enough that it might be safe with the appropriate NSFW warning:
http://www.flickr.com/photo…