allow me to elaborate on my earlier comments: E-poooooooon!!!

also, I genuinely believe that campaign is a secret government operation to wipe out the use of hallucinogenic drugs. if I was tripping of acid when on of those came on, I'd be done, full stop.

yes, I bet he's got a black file so nasty it'll straighten my pubes!

seriously, who is that commercial for? it's sure as hell not for the young men who're intended to use it, and christmas season is over with, so there's really not an appropriate occasion to sell mothers on the idea of buying cologne for their sons.

I'd want big-head mode, unlimited money, and a cow level.

well I should think that goes without saying.

postmodernist artists masturbate to audiotapes of themselves talking to women about their creative process.

duuuuude… I'm really not much for sculpting, not really my major skill set, but from the nude figure-sculpting class I took in school… absofuckinglutely they do. you're basically kneading and caressing a nude form, the onanistic possibilities are very apparent.

I'm going to make artists a whole lot less sexy to the ladies out there: all artists draw their own porn. and it's all really hardcore stuff too. and they all masturbate alot when they do it.

here's the thing about drawing my own porn: I've drawn alot of my own porn, and still do to this day. and it's absolutely a whole 'nother level of masturbation. you are inside the porn. it's a singularly amazing experience. but it also generally entails masturbating to completion numerous times in one sitting. it's a…

I will not settle for a vector graphic fan art image of Pam in pornographic situations, LIKE A COMMON STREET URCHIN! only officially licensed Archer porn art is suitable for a masturbator of my breeding, good sir!

absolutely. it absorbs nicely through he mucous membranes, which is why most people snort it. but eating it would work too. you know how in the movies the narcotics officer tests the stuff by sticking his finger in it and rubbing it on his gums? that's because one of the things cocaine does is act an a highly…

no! don't you dare! don't even think you're going to fool me into thinking I'm going to finally catch a glimpse of Pam's snizz! I have been burned before, and I'll not take the bait again! good day sir-ISAIDGOODDAY!!!

and commented on the circumstance of having to change their name in their next album, Banned, On The Run.

so, there's this new thing called "television", which if you do it right is really great for long-form storytelling. just sayin'.

if things get rough, just blame Sims.

gutted is the word.

"U CNT ALWYS GT WH@ U WNT"

looks like the modern Belgian waffles. I can't actually find an image on google of Belgian waffles I remember from the 80's, so rarified they appear to have become.

all the pillows are all lined up
I can give you what you want
take the sheet and peel it back
now doesn't that make you feel better?