I'm probably her, let me check my ID…

to be fair, the author did save the reveal of the column's title till the end of the article, thus ensuring that only an elite few would read it.

the people who named Los Angeles must be so disappointed that it's become home to so many Hispanics.

why are the new comforters in all Hilton Suites so much softer than before?

so what you're saying is your family was into bohemianism before it was cool?

so then… shouldn't it be… Don't Hear This?

BANDFUCKERS INCORPORATED!

you don't have to tune in again, their marketing was so effective it's made you a Hilton and Delta customer for life. even now as your read this, you think you're at work or home, but you've actually checked into a Hilton hotel in a trance.

I guess he shouldda played ball, and gone with the lyrics they suggested.

can any fellow 80's dollar jockeys help me out here? so remember when the trend for Belgian waffles hit it big in the US? if memory serves it was sometime around 1985 (presumably much earlier in Belgium). but here's the thing: there were very, very different from any Belgian waffle I have been able to obtain in my…

I don't think well-known historical facts qualify as spoilers.

*angrily tweets Spike Li's address*

he. sold. T-shirts. commemorating. the. incident. that's no kinda remorse I ever heard of.

so, uh, just a little something I threw together. might develop it further:
http://tinypic.com/r/2ppndsp/5

seriously, there better be a damned compelling reason for using that painting on the cover, cause that has got to be the plainest maritime painting I have ever seen. if the art director just picked that cause they thought it looked nice, fire them.

Exterminator.

Carol Channing, strange as it may seem, is still alive.

what shithead upvoted this?

Orfeo is what happens when you put dog meat on an Oreo cookie.

*Lady Liberty weeps*