and if you watch Heart of Dixie on an X-ray television her heart is made of dicks, see?

then why don't you watch something else instead?

it did for awhile, but for some reason it got bumped once the Family Guy review went up.

say, is there any chance we could have both this AND the Bob's Burgers review on the main page? you know, for easy clicking?

world travel is a poor life choice?

WHERE'S THE LETTER GRADE?! I'M LOST WITHOUT A LETTER GRADE! ALL HAS DESCENDED TO CHAOS! IT'S SHANK OR BE SHANKED IN THE POST LETTER-GRADE WORLD!

this guy takes time to nitpick over capitalization, but not the time to discuss the substance of the comment? this is a whole new level of stupidity.

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only my grammy still watches the grammys.

it's possible I'm just racist against dark-haired brunettes.

she's got that thing that some brunettes have, where you have this instinctive sense that she's probably really high maintenance and emasculating, but you still want to get with that anyway.

what I got from this comment: everybody in Los Angeles dresses exactly the same all the time.

did anybody feel as though there was some subtext seeping through that bit? I mean, Bieber's no stranger to the show. I felt like maybe we were being treated to a bit of an inside scoop with some of the jokes.

Kate is definitely this cast's heaviest hitter.

how many talented young musicians of recent years have I written off entirely just because the current SNL stage sounds so shitty?

no, this time it's Martin Skorsay Z.

oh my god, this episode was fantastic. this got a regular stream of belly laughs out of me. if you don't like Adam Grossman, well something ain't quite right with you. and you didn't even like the Her parody?

well that's even worse, cause you spent thousands of dollars of public money on a degree you only used for five years! if I were easily swayed by anecdotal evidence I'd become a republican just reading that.

count my rings, duh.

well the beauty of this column (before they started really slacking off on it) was it was one page that at a glance told me everything I needed to know. if it was on, and what something I gave a shit about, it was listed. and if it was something I gave a shit about and it wasn't listed on it's regular night, then it…