apologize for startling my master— UH, I MEAN I SAY "NO, THAT'S A BAD KITTY!"

I wanted to start an empathynet, but then I thought about the plight if all those ones and zeroes, and I just couldn't bring myself to do it.

I'm fine, I have a mammal on my head, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!

so, guys, I hate to be a buzzkill, but…. is it possible that part of the reason she's so unstable, and never outgrew her her substance abuse phase like a normal person would have by her age is that her husband famously committed suicide, and to top it all off his fans have been blaming her for twenty years straight?…

because being held in the air by giant beings stroking your throat is perfectly normal?

I wonder why Larry Flint can't get (it) up!

*Krist Novoselic tweets David Lee Roth's address*

pardon me, but I believe it's "I, Gnatiy".

io9? of-fucking-course.

I, Frankendrome, I

that's a genuinely insightful observation.

who cares what it smells like, it's free money from the federal government!

Fat Nixon and Get Hard would be okay, I guess. but I just feel like it would really round out the tour if Dong Lover was on board as well.

it's possible I'm confusing them with somebody else.

"I hate MON-days"?

thanks, that didn't sound quite right in my head, but I went with it anyway.

I don't think I'd call it a concert film. it was certainly intended to be a concert film, but the Hells Angels had other ideas.

RAAAAAAAAAPE!!!

[ENTER WACKY NEIGHBOR]

surely there's a way to do that without resorting to a generic talking dog movie. maybe get in on the How To Train You Dragon sequel? or something promising from Pixar? it need not require a compromise in quality.