ah, that's too small for my guitars then.

it is kind of oddly specific, isn't it? like, a particular comedy clique rooted in the 90's, plus a certain type of early-to-mid 90's softish college-friendly alternarock.

well, there was that old conservative cartoonist that picked his name to make a play on for the title of his strip… presumably to prove that he could name a president, I guess.

Mary Lynn Rajskub told me that Mazzy Star isn't fading away any time soon.

can't you people pick a title that isn't already taken by a pretty-famous documentary?!

Fat Nixon walks into a bar. a candy bar. so he ate it. the end.

hey, jus' talkin' bout Theresa!

"damnit, Igor, I told you not to go to the Cemetery For Homosexual Midgets!"

don't look back, you can never look back.

a little Brian Posehn told me that Soul Asylum is launching a worldwide tour.

it's common knowledge that Fat Nixon lost the 1960 presidential election in large part due to his sweaty appearance at the first televised Nixon/Kennedy debate. but what historians often overlook is that Kennedy had his staff place a piping hot honey-glazed ham just outside of view from the cameras.

that Theresa was one baaaaaaaad mother—

just between you, me, and Chris Elliot, Candlebox is in the studio as we speak.

ooooooooh, well now I feel stupid.

I have it on good authority from Janeane Garofalo that a new Toad The Wet Sprocket record is dropping any day now.

I don't like having a political litmus test for bands I like.

okay, remember the other day how I was saying maybe Tom Cruise shouldn't take his shirt off in movies anymore, cause his chest looked fucked up in Jack Reacher? that, right there is about what it looked like.

so? Paul F. Tompkins says there's a new Goo Goo Dolls record coming.

Fat Nixon's domestic economic policies set the the tone for decades to come, because he cut a lot of pork.

ANCIENT VULCAN PROVERB: only Fat Nixon could eat China.