puh-lease, everybody knows the Brooklyn Bridge was built out of stone, steel, and wizardry. you think it's just some weird coincidence that it basically looks exactly like a Quidditch field?

"GET TO THE WHIRLYBIRD!!!"

"I'll… return. hasta l… uego… honey!"

surprisingly watchable flick, that. not perfect, but an original take on some old tropes.

I suspect an ulterior motive. this is all a secret plot to make the costumes on Undercover Boss look credible by comparison.

I'm ruling that out because no one has yet voiced a negative opinion that wasn't the same old trite shit second rate critics from 1992 said about Reservoir Dogs.

all the Tarantino hate in this thread either means people would rather latch onto dusty pre-packeged opinions leftover from the mid 90's than form one of their own, or that this generation is incredibly spoiled film-wise.

I think the problem here is that this leak is actually interfering with the early stages of getting the movie off the ground. with those previous leaks the film was already in the middle of production. but because this leak occurred with the script being the only thing that had been finished, agents started coming out…

*Crush soda sits in a corner, with a bandana sharpening knives*

INSURANCE RISK!

dude, that seriously sucks. I was really looking forward to this movie.

and why is Donnie trying to eat the ballsack off his baseball cap with a ballsack logo on it? don't eat the ballsack logo, Donnie, his hat won't be able to have baby hats if you do that!

hey, I want a baseball cap with a ballsack logo on it too! where can I get a baseball cap with a ballsack logo on it?

how the hell do you go about teaching tropical fish biology?!

it's true, cause I heard she likes to go out clubbing on Friday nights.

oh wow, that sucks! good thing I get my classic gaming fix from emulators for free. but no, by all means, you people enjoy your shitty remakes of classic games on expensive platforms.

that second sentence didn't make any damn sense at all. did your biology teacher moonlight at Petco or something?

HEY EVERYBODY, GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY, HE REMEMBERS ACTORS FROM JOEY! THAT MEANS AT SOME POINT HE WATCHED JOEY, AND TOOK MENTAL NOTES!

B, just because this went just the teensiest pinky-toe over the line of tolerable sappiness.

he's got an interesting look, but handsome? hell no! his face looks like he sleeps under a sandblaster, and his body is too skinny for that to give the weathered-cool look it sounds like it should. I mean, sure, for a connoisseur of faces his is truly a hearty plate of face, full of wonderful crags and expressiveness,…