it got it's Golden Globe, so now's about the time the AV Club's gloves come off.

hey pal, they chose the name "Pussy Riot", not me! what, they're gonna call themselves that and NOT expect people to pay extra close attention to their crotches? it didn't work that way for Big Dick Jimmy. I mean, just get a load of that big dick Jimmy has over there. WE GET IT, JIM, YOU HAVE A GIANT SCULPTURE OF THE…

yeah, Tim and Tyne have alot to answer for!

should we start referring to him as "eccentric billionaire, Jeff Bezos"?

clothing retailers are big on selling women on those sorts of garments because they are forced to buy alot of them, and layer.

likewise, you are seriously underrating A Simple Plan.

her infancy was no doubt very hard on the species.

she's like some plucky cartoon character that we all root for, even while she encounters various pitfalls in life while stuffed into uncomfortable evening gowns that make it difficult to walk.

alls I know about this greek yogurt trend is that it damn well better not end up displacing regular yogurt! I like my like my regular yogurt cups with the fruit on the bottom that don't feel like some kind of yogurt frosting!

no, he just bobs it in and out.

if you know anything about Saget's real sense of humor, you wouldn't eat any yogurt he gives you.

neither of you have used the word "moderately" in these most recent few comments. you have five minutes to edit them for compliance, or face moderate consequences.

I would just like to point out that every reply in this thread has used the word "moderately".

we're talking about Quiet Riot.

and is anyone else getting randomly logged out now too?

yes, it's very important to find a handsome man to play the role of John Merrick. you can't have an ugly man play the role of a hideously deformed man in Victorian England.

I like Timecop, because in the future designers of acceleration-based time travel systems will stick giant concrete walls on the end of the track for no apparent reason other than to kill people.

well, weren't we all nothing more than a jizzy pearl at one point?

well, you do have to buy them afterall.

I went to their wiki to find out, and it looks like they have almost thirty current and former members. no joke, I was shocked too. what the fuck is this, the Chicago of shitty pop metal bands? some of them, like Randy Rhoads (and what the hell was he doing slumming with this band anyway?), are most assuredly dead,…