don't whip out that jar of lube just yet, Guy Incognito the second, blue mask is only showing off the oval of double-thickness fabric that forms the crotch area of most thin tights.

"see, why don't we do something like that?"

amazon.com became Columbia House so slowly I didn't even notice.

most artists tend to had a stockpile of pornographic sketches they've made. the general public doesn't think about it, but it's true, most artists tend to have something of a black file that's really just for their own amusement.

Robin Thicke's penis will teach you to be happy! Robin Thicke's penis will teach your grandmother to suck eggs!

according to Wikipedia Unplugged is still a thing, and has been quietly (because there's no amplification, get it?) cranking out new Unpluggeds at least once a year for the last decade-and-a-half. since I've never heard of any of these Unplugged performances, I'm going to go ahead and assume that the days of Unplugged…

sounds like you've never had to fight for your right to party.

good god, that face looks like it's composited from a dozen different Costners, all at different ages, under different lighting conditions. like they could pencil a sit-down photo session into his busy schedule, so the producer said "fuck it, build me a Costner!"

just to be clear: I didn't say weight loss associated with coke has nothing to do with it's chemical effects, just that the lifestyle of being addicted to coke when you're not a millionaire probably has more to do with it.

the Psychedelic Furs, Tears For Fears, Echo And The Bunnymen, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, Faith No More, The Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, and a few others would all like to have a word with you.

so what you're saying is that you might say this song causes pain when you hear it? like, it physically hurts when this song comes on? well that fair, but if I might offer a rebuttal…

you can be fat and addicted to coke. helloooo, Chris Farley anyone? John Belushi? the weight loss associated with cocaine addiction probably has more to do with the fact that less financially secure addicts may tend to have to choose between their drugs and their food than with the actually affects of the drug.

"that's weird, no matter how much I adjust the focus the camera remains a little blurry…"

I haven't even seen a single frame of this game, but I think I'm safe in assuming that it's the sort of glorified flash game that used to be free in the days before iphones.

don't forget carbonated white wine!

I appreciate your comment, but please learn how not to be a dick to people who are just attempting to provide you with a nuanced understanding of the thing that's going on that has you so fucking upset for some goddamn reason.

ahh, so that's why I can't find hardly any Kurosawa on Netflix. hulu has it all!

I tried a trial of it awhile back, watched the absolute worst transfer of Freeway I have ever seen, and ran screaming back to Netflix.

"the Midland LXT500VP3 walkie talkie: when you absolutely, positively have to communicate with every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes!"

the media made too much of it, it was really a problem the show had that needed to be solved. the position of "black female" was a position there was a practical need for. every since Maya Rudolph left Kenan has been playing all the African American women on the show. well that's fine, except for a couple of things:…