wait a minute, now that you mention it!

apparently my "Braff" definition was too much for some people.

no, see, Scientology is a bullshit cult. they take your money, beat you down, and beg or steal more money from you. AA, on the other hand, just wants to get you sober and keep you sober if sober is something you want to be. and they have a pretty good track record of it. let's go ahead and call them a benevolent cult.

not that he's ever had one!

how could you forget this?:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

that is true, but that's not the only characteristic that makes a CBS style procedural. I mean, if you really can't handle the case-of-the-week format, well then that's most of television history that shut off to you. hell, with the exception of a handfull of novel-length stories, most of Doyle's original Holmes…

I don't like CBS style procedurals, but thankfully Elementary is not that.

fuck you, today's my birthday! I got nuthin' I regularly watch on TV! I couldda had a birthday American Dad and Bob's Burgers! and you go and get tomorrow, with it's Archers and it's Ricks & Morties? YOU GO TO HELL!

but what this comment presupposes is… maybe he didn't?

I'll miss you, Willips Brighton's son!

Enkidum was an ordinary internet commenter who hated stories in which the stubborn rationalist realizes that maybe there's just something else they're missing. that is until Bethany came along… *record scratch* now she's going to show him her world, and he's about to find out that there's more to life than his boring…

so you're the one responsible for all that carnage at the petting zoo!

I thought Vine was invented for people too stupid to make gifs.

and another thing: do you have any idea how much trouble Harold and Kumar went through just to get some White Castle? and White Castle sucks! if they can go through such trials for such shitty food, surely you can talk to someone in the name of tasty chicken.

nothing worth doing is easy.

hey, I'm just as God (and to a lesser extent, Bast) made me!

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if they start seeing Jupiter on the same scale boys see Jupiter they might get ideas. then before you know it your daughter's knocked up with another moon of Jupiter, and when you try to track down the dad for child support it turns out he's millions of miles away.

I know a guy who got in to Dartmouth on a legacy rape.