I remember seeing a comparison of toy catalogs online some time ago, and the boy's and girl's telescopes and microscopes were the same price, the only difference being that the girls telescopes and microscopes were pink… AND ONLY TWO-THIRDS AS POWERFUL!

cannot the same also be said of Kevin Pollak?

well I have to say, that sounds like a marked improvement over the murder stalkers of yesteryear.

you got somethin' against people with cats on their heads???

that +1 bitch!

well he and Beck Bennett seem to be following the tactic Sandberg used to raise his profile on the show back when he wasn't getting put in sketches: stake out some territory in the shorts.

yeah, but you're not really saying anything that TVDW's analysis hadn't considered.

just saying, are you sure it saved your relationship if you aren't still in said relationship?

and to actually quote TVDW from this article:

I notice you didn't say "current".

that's the classic case of a statement that can have a greater nuanced meaning depending on the vocal inflections of the person making the statement that might be crystal clear to those listening, but seem much vaguer if reading it. part of a reporter's job is to pick up on those, and translate that for the reader.…

NBC

where's the SNL review?

these kids today, they don't understand paper. you give em paper they don't know if you're supposed to eat it or what. and their liable to lose an eye trying to figure out those felt pens! nope, touchscreens are the only thing these kids understand. you wanna pander like a proper Disney executive, it's touchscreens or…

the football column that was meant to give the football fans a place to discuss their little game without bothering everyone else has only emboldened them to take over the site.

who's a wittle gwumpy football coach? who's a wittle gwumpy man? you is! yes, you is!

wait, what's your relationship with Harold again? I feel like you haven't mentioned it enough for me to remember.

sounds like they're smarter than Oregon then, cause we put all the nature front and center, and now all these assholes want to move here.

just another day of the Drew Barrymore-mimicking grind…

Chris who? Chris Hardwick?