dude, you don't want any of that, trust me. puffy vagina.

I won't be convinced until I hear it from Sharon Galaxy and Charles Bronson too.

except that hasn't been a point of confusion for anyone.

come now, I don't have nearly enough time to get into that.

no, just Mary.

it's almost as if you're trying extra hard to make sure we all internalize the narrative that Harold is your boyfriend.

prove it, tell us your social security numbers.

none of you strike me as anyone would would have friends.

I resent that, I talk like a proper fetishist!

it's like a dying T-1000!

his name is Robert Paulson.

"always" as in "since a few hours ago?"

so you come here to supposedly defend your girlfriend and her friend from the perverts on this site, and the account you create uses your first name, and you also volunteer your last name as well? you expect us to believe anyone would actually do that?

goddamn, all this and me without popcorn :(

a little too boastful of his culinary abilities if you ask me.

that is my primary source as well. but my further evidence is that if this really were a new person, they would tend to be alot more humble until they learn the ropes. you don't just start today, get a couple comments in and start being defensive when if you didn't get a joke like he was in that thread. that's a…

just what does Dwayne Johnson have to do with any of this???

perhaps. but surely it would be all the more sporting if we illustrate to him that he's going to have to change the whole style in which he writes each time if he expects to fool us.

i actually saw Broken Flowers recently, and throughout the whole thing I knew one thing for sure: all the locations were almost certainly withing 100 miles of eachother. but I was certain it was shot in the northwest, because all the scenery looked like places up here. his character's neighborhood looked very suburban…

turns out he thought his brother, Joel Murray, signed up for that one.