NO!

waaaaaaaaaaaaitaminute, those don't look like gay girls, those don't look like gay girls at all!

remember back when the "host AND musical guest!" thing was a rare treat, and not a regular occurrence?

it was so surprising it caused me to pee my pants, and yell "NO!" to every question anyone asked me.

"I've forgotten what it's like to be fully surprised by something."

and still another will drop out of this comme

my biggest spoiler story is one time I was watching Jeopardy, and the question (or answer, as it were) was "He played Kaiser Soze in The Usual Suspects". well I had not gotten around to seeing The Usual Suspects yet, so I ran to the remote as fast
as I could to turn it off, but alas the contestant was faster than my…

The AV Club

no, the bankers responsible for tanking the US economy are all doing fine.

he comes back, only to find that the school has been bought by a corporation, and turned into an upscale Irish college. he tries to make it with the new dean, but she rejects him. she does, however, give him a job as a teacher, and he gradually works his way back to owning the school from there.

I remember when 6% was standard no-frills savings account interest.

I think the boat trip idea is the show's way of saying "suuuuuuure you're leaving. no. we'll keep your trailer on the lot in case you change your mind."

he had a pretty prominent role in Lincoln. he's had a recurring role on Sons Of Anarchy. he played one of the drivers in The World's Fastest Indian.

do you have any idea how long it would take to fill a thermos full of semen? let alone multiple thermoses? and your only real storage option is to freeze the stuff, so lets hope you don't ever have company over that discovers your freezer full of jizz bags.

I don't know, let me enter it into my calligraph to see how it looks…

oh my god, my Rolex…

if she's a woman, then I meant that she is promiscuous, and thus always has sperm inside of her.

thank you! it takes a big man to admit when you're wrong.

I find it hard to believe he would have a high score in a puzzle game. I dunno, maybe he's a savant or something, but you'd think it'd have come up by now.

c'mon this was an A episode if it was anything. Ron's bacon? are you fucking kidding me? how does that not melt your icy heart???