say "Troy boat" three times fast.

you can get your sperm anytime you want, your sperm was within you all along!

Walton Goggins + sperm, what more could you want?

WHO'S MURDERING ALL THESE OLD PEOPLE TODAY???

in the end, even his coconut science couldn't save him from the icy-cold grip of death.

"we're past peak-helium, and *this* is what we're wasting it on?!"

"want a bed that too hot in the summer, AND too hot in the winter when you turn the thermostat up just a little too high? AND takes a few days to correct to the desired temperature? AND that you have to periodically push air bubbles out of? AND that you can offer to women as a selling point as to why they might want…

is she heir to the Feimster fortune?

because the Devil went down to Georgia and tricked Johnny into thinking that his clearly-inferior fiddle playing was hot shit.

I Dream Of Genie wasn't really a NASA-centric sitcom. it was a domestic sitcom in which the husband just happened to be an astronaut. he could have been a landscape architect and the show wouldn't have had to change anything.

no thank you. but I will get the Goodyear Blimp to proclaim "Ice Cube Has Been Coasting On His Gangsta Image For Far Too Long" for charity.

well yeah, if they were as self-righteous over there as they were when they came to the New World I'd want to persecute them too.

no, those were production stills for a Wes Anderson movie. how is Micheal, anyway?

like the time the Indians took all their blankets, and they were cold that night!

why do you work in churches? answered an ad for a public speaking position, all of a sudden you're delivering a sermon on Sunday morning?

try The Last Temptation Of Christ.

fucking christians.

my first thought seeing that picture was Bosom Buddies, and then to have that theory supported by Kevin at the end there, I kinda feel like I wish there weren't a picture to potentially give it away.

that, and the setting and the general concept, and the fact that a NASA-based sitcom is something nobody has ever done before.

no, I gotta give credit where it's due: Shia LeBeouf wrote that.