I don't keep track of everybody's socks, who might I know him better as?

goddamnit, I thought I saw the last of you last night when you were having an aneurysm defending a shitty fart-joke-filled kids movie beyond all reason.

liftin' up the skirt of the night…

Bon Scott era AC/DC did my favorite version.

baby, please don't go.

where are the Hitler paintings from Wolfenstien 3D?

ah.

I got a goddamn hat on the bed for this?!

you made this movie, didn't you?

prove it, tell us your last name and social security number.

I lost my keys for this?!

I heard everybody who watches get's free money, and personal fulfillment for the rest of their life!

because that's where his addiction to silly hats probably started?

firstly, shortness is irrelevant (helloooo, the guy stretches!). secondly, by the time the rights revert I'm sure Adam Scott won't be baby faced anymore.

I was expecting exactly this level of bad.

I got an Aerosmith notification for this?!

I think Pope Francis has created a false impression in tonight's contestant's minds about the progressiveness of popes in general.

but… but… farting, and that dog that twerks! FARTING AND THAT DOG THAT TWERKS!

I generally think it's bad form to bitch about one's own down votes (other than to argue that downvotes themselves add a toxic element to the discourse, and that a "if you can't vote something up, then don't vote anything at all" policy is preferable for an online community), but I really don't get the reasoning here.…

I don't have one at the moment, so that's the real problem.