I've seen it.

well then wtf is that thing second from the right?

you know what they say about creatures with big feet, don't you?

Boston Market Overdrive?

speaking as someone who has never watched a single episode of Adventure Time, maybe I can shed a little light on the reasoning of people making these decisions who have also probably never watched a single episode of Adventure time:

I lost my best friend in 3rd grade to cooties. in the end we had to put him out of his misery, and cremate the body to prevent the spread of the disease. didn't have the heart to tell his parents. so they're still looking for him to this day.

sure, but now there's dozens of different opiates on the market, both legal-with-a-prescription and illegal, so nobody uses quaint, old-fashioned morphine anymore. that's why I'm sayin' grinding up a vicodin into a shot of whiskey is probably your best bet.

Marco Polo met alot of strange looking people in his travels. one of them gave him torso.

goddamn you, The Onion, goddamn you OCD-baiting bastards you to hell:
http://www.theonion.com/art…

could be worse, could be Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli.

find me an acre of land anywhere on the globe and odds are somebody killed somebody for it, on it at some point.

it'll have to do. I'll design the signs, Tease87 will print them up, and you just stand outside their offices holding all the signs until you have to catch your plane. alright, we have a plan, let's get to it!

I had a great joke about guessing that prostitute customers was the name of people, and that that's not a paying job, but consumes time nonetheless.

REBOOT!

ah yes, that does sound exactly like Kumail, thanks!

"you've … got… to… ac-cent-uate the positive
exterminate the negative
latch on to the affirmative
and blitzkrieg the people of Poland

won't somebody think of the nazis?

I'll be honest, I never heard of that Pop Rocks trick.

the bald spot was a bit of a surprise.

don't worry, Mindy, he's just Neglecting emotionally. classic D.E.N.N.I.S system!