well the thing is I don't think they make it anymore.

it's morphine suspended in alcohol. so chasing a vicodin with a shot of whiskey should roughly approximate the effect.

I remember the days when dexedrine was advertized on TV as Dexatrim, and could be purchased over the counter at any convenience store. the commercials made the pills look like candy to my young eyes.

hey, they don't call him the antichrist for nuthin'.

"he's really seen some shit"

personally, I bundle risky fucks into fuck-derivatives, and then bury those in mutual funds and pensions.

and every flavor the same color as the last!

shorting fucks?

too good at making the best-tasting things on earth, and not good enough at keeping the best accounting ledgers on earth?

their black cherry was second to none.

backwards DP is a tricky move.

ah, that makes sense. 77% of 0 is still 0.

stupid Hollywood, don't you know you can pay them less?!

unfortunately those are extinct.

damnit, the search continues…

I read it for the nude pictorials of skinny chicks with no teeth.

oh, yeah, I remember the old NY Seltzer labels! but I don't remember them being on the blue cream soda. I remember them being in a long pepsi-shaped glass bottle, with the label printed in the glass.

sounds about right, although I don't remember anything about styrofoam.

anybody remember blue cream soda? man that stuff was good. or at least I thought so. on account of it being blue, and me being six. I could swear it tasted better than the pale yellow stuff.

here's a basket of disparate ingredients that would be challenging to make meth out of. you have five minutes to make meth that will please the judges. GO!